Isn't it comforting knowing that somewhere, out there, is someone just like you living a better life than your own at not even half the effort you put into just surviving? They're nice, they're popular, they're successful, they're happy. You try to be nice, you try to be popular, you try to be successful, you try to be happy. Yet in the end, you always come up short with less while they always get what they want and more. Ah, the wondrous inequities which plague the human condition.

Motherfuckers.